Partial Transcript: Episode 50!!
Virginia: This is our 50th show!
Nick: No one can see you throwing your hands up.
Andrew: I felt really empowered. It’s a big deal. We got to 50 without trying to kill each other.
Andrew: We didn’t really try to kill each other. There were threats, but…
Nick: We have champagne. We’re celebrating.
Virginia: Nick just finished it off, so the rest of the show is going to be downhill from here.
Nick: We have another bottle.
Virginia: We do. I don’t think we should open it.
Virginia: Because we’re old and have to drive home later.
Nick: You’re old.
Virginia: We are going to do an open mic tonight.
Andrew: I thought we were going to talk about the guy who doesn’t eat food anymore.
Virginia: I should have pulled up the article, but now that we’re on our 50th episode, I’m really lazy.
Nick: Right. She’s like barely wearing pants.
Virginia: Sweatpants count…
Nick: This guy has sworn off solid food and is only drinking nutritional shakes.
Virginia: I would bet that by the time this airs, the guy will be back on solid food.
Nick: Or dead.
Virginia: Yes. Very possible.
Andrew: The whole premise sounds kind of crazy. Mixing X amount of this, Y amount of that. Then mixing it all into a shake and drinking it.
Nick: And he’s taking it in the chemical form, not in the natural form.
Andrew: I wonder if he did any research into the processing and absorption of nutrients.
Nick: He factored that in.
Virginia: So he’s figured out how much gets absorbed and how much just passes through and adjusts the dosage accordingly?
Nick: Exactly. He told stories about how he’d get the mix wrong, and he’s be instantly sick.
Virginia: At dinner, we were talking about he’s probably one of those people who just hate food.
Nick: He might be the opposite of a super taster. He might be immune to bad taste.
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